Lord help you if you want to bench when they're around. Sometimes I think he does it to meet chicks, but then I remember his stylin' headband and Richard Simmons-like build. Apparently, he learned everything he knows about gym attire from reading Flex... The bandana, clown pants, and shitkicker boots are bad enough, but it's the silly muscle T-shirts ("Fear This! I'm sure he feels ultra hardcore, but he looks like a tool.
The one who does something cheesy, and knows it (or should), yet keeps on doing it.
Once I started thinking about it, my mind drifted to the gym.
His lifting attire consists of a T-shirt, dress pants, and loafers. One workout I could understand, but nobody forgets their gym bag everyday. It wasn't a natural, "I just busted my a$$ and sweated a fountain" type of odor - it was more of a festering pile of sewage smell that assaulted the nose.
I'm pretty sure that he didn't wash himself, his gym clothes, his underwear - or most likely all three.
most of the people I see committing these sins have been at it for a while, some even have decent builds. Usually, it's a young guy between 15-25 years old, who's at the gym working on every upper body muscle he can see from the front.