" "This one time, at band camp..." 3) Don't Just Talk About it… A common thing that people do on their profiles is they simply state their qualities and interests, as opposed to explaining them.
Don't write something like "I'm a funny guy who loves to sing, and I enjoy spending time with my nephew." Instead, DEMONSTRATE that quality by writing your profile in a funny way.
" Here are some examples of online dating headlines that have worked well for our profiles: "Well, here I am. " "Movie-lover seeks hand to hold until the last credits roll." "I can count to 10 with my eyes closed." "Are you hitting on me?
" "Feel my shirt, it's made of boyfriend material..." "This profile has an adequate amount of cowbell." "We'll just lie and say we met at a strip club in Vegas." "I brush twice a day." "Quit staring at my butt!
Also, writing about trivial things is sometimes effective (if done correctly), because it demonstrates a sense of humor and a non-desperate attitude.